Wednesday, June 06, 2007

When You Wish Upon a Star....

In response to concerns by famous tonkatsu sauce manufacturer Bulldog Sauce management concerns regarding Steel Partner Japan("SPJ")'s tender-offer bid for the company, SPJ has issued a manifesto on their website about themselves, Warren Lichtenstein, and their intentions. The report includes details of how what nice people they [Nishi. Lichtenstein, & SPJ] actually are, how noble are their intentions, pointing how experienced they are in ramping the shares of Japanese Food Companies, and how they have no plans to stop Bulldog management from visiting their favorite hostess bars on the company's tab. They did include a photograph depicting SPJ's senior management (seen above), articulating their hoped-for kinder, gentler, neo-activist relationship as "that akin to Snow White and her Fairy God-mother".

(Ummm...I might be mistaken, but I think they got the wrong Fairy God-mother, for wasn't this one a right ball-busting bitch????!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I used to watch that DVD with my five year old daughter and always felt a bit guilty for getting turned on by an animated, fifty something, FGM.