Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Get Your Official BoJ Rubik's Cube
Hey folks. Put in your Xmas orders early for Cassandra's Special Edition BoJ Rubik's Cube, available for a limited time at only YEN 10,000!!. With the new BoJ Version you can impress your friends by showing-off the speed in which you solve the complex problem of The BoJ Cube, (which is almost as complex as the current monetary policy environment that the Japanese Central Bank faces). Be the hit of every party as your friends cannot help but observe the extreme degree of difficulty necessary to solve the multifaceted BoJ Special Edition Rubik's Cube, after which they will undoubtedly ask you whether you can teach them strategies that will, enable them to solve their own Rubik's-like monetary problems. The first 10 purchasers who act today will receive Cubes autographed by Gov. Fukui himself commemorating yet another "No Change in Monetary Policy" result from their meeting.
NB: Cassandra is also offering a "Carry-Traders Fat-Tailed Version" that randomly and periodically explodes leaving the wizened Solver blackened and ummm errr potentially insolvent.