Republican Congress Poetry Corner

(with apologies to EJ Thribb aged 11-1/2)

So Farewell
Then 109th
Congress

Your Mandate
has been
Iraqified,
Abramoffed,
and Foleyed.

Gay Marriage
and Right-
To-Life Bans
Thankfully Unrequited
like Unexploded
Cluster Bombs.

"Everyday Low
Prices"
was your
Catchphrase.

Parochial Greed
and
Total Utter Disregard
For The Public Interest
is Your Legacy

What will you do
now?
Cleaning latrines
is far
too skilled.

'Tis a Shame
My Taxes
Will Pay
Your
Pension.