Elizabethan Verse

So farewell then
Theranos,
inventor of
innovations
that weren't.

You fooled
some of the people
all of the time,
but not enough
of the people
some of the time.

You were like
the "Roy Batty"
of start-ups -
shining multiples
as bright
for fractions
as long".

Your name
was an amalgalm
of "Therapy"
and "Diagnosis,
Now,
your investors
will need
both.

(apologies to EJ THribb & PrivateEye)