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Zero Hedge Xmas Party - 2013
DRINKS & SNACKS
Harboe's 'Bear Beer' (12%!!)
Deschutes' 'The Abyss'
Stone's 'Sublimely Self-Righteous'
Surly's 'Furious'
North Coast's 'Old Rasputin'
Dark-'n'-Stormy's
Golden Tequila Shooters
Bloody Marys's
Rum 'Hurricanes'
Rum 'Hurricanes'
Cheese Doodles
Spicy Burnt Almonds
Mixed Salted Nuts
Mixed Salted Nuts
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FIRST COURSE
(All you can eat Buffet)
Crab & Bitter Greens Dip
'Scalded' Short Ribs
"Crock-Pot" Turkey Meatballs
Smoked & Skewered Grouper
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MAIN COURSE
Deep-Fried Turkey w/Freedom Fries
or
Slow-Cooked Goose w/Sage & Cracked-Nut Stuffing Roadkill Potatoes
or
Wiener Schnitzel with Sour Cabbage & Short Grain Rice
or
Ostrich Burgers w/Half-baked Mac-Cheese
or
Traditional Bulgarian Xmas "Sarmi" (for 'Tyler')
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DESSERT
Silver-Dollar 'Crepes'
Austrian Strudel
Upside-Down Cake w/Burnt Butter Icing
Humble Pie
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PETITS-FOURS
Shortbread Cookies
Ding Dongs
Ding Dongs
(upbeat festive music provided courtesy Leonard Cohen)
2 comments:
Hilarious though in my head I hear them listening to Tom Waits' Cold Cold Ground. Perhaps on a good day they might even stretch it to You're Innocent When You Dream.
The only thing surreal about this blog entry is its lack of originality. Please stick to markets & finance Cassandra.
Muchos Gracias
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