Monday, December 16, 2013

That Zero Hedge Xmas Party Menu (in Full)

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Zero Hedge Xmas Party - 2013

DRINKS & SNACKS

Craft Brews
Harboe's 'Bear Beer' (12%!!)
Deschutes' 'The Abyss'
Stone's 'Sublimely Self-Righteous'
Surly's 'Furious'
North Coast's 'Old Rasputin'

Cocktails/Spirits

Dark-'n'-Stormy's
Golden Tequila Shooters
Bloody Marys's
Rum 'Hurricanes'

Snacks

Cheese Doodles
Spicy Burnt Almonds
Mixed Salted Nuts

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 FIRST COURSE

(All you can eat Buffet)

Crab & Bitter Greens Dip
'Scalded' Short Ribs
"Crock-Pot" Turkey Meatballs
Smoked & Skewered Grouper

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MAIN COURSE

Deep-Fried Turkey w/Freedom Fries
or
Slow-Cooked Goose w/Sage & Cracked-Nut Stuffing Roadkill Potatoes
or 
Wiener Schnitzel with Sour Cabbage & Short Grain Rice 
or 
Ostrich Burgers w/Half-baked Mac-Cheese
or 
Traditional Bulgarian Xmas "Sarmi" (for 'Tyler')

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DESSERT

Silver-Dollar 'Crepes'
Austrian Strudel
Upside-Down Cake w/Burnt Butter Icing
Humble Pie

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PETITS-FOURS

Shortbread Cookies
Ding Dongs


(upbeat festive music provided courtesy Leonard Cohen) 

2 comments:

David said...

Hilarious though in my head I hear them listening to Tom Waits' Cold Cold Ground. Perhaps on a good day they might even stretch it to You're Innocent When You Dream.

SnoreSnore said...

The only thing surreal about this blog entry is its lack of originality. Please stick to markets & finance Cassandra.

Muchos Gracias