UNITED STATES TREASURY
SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY DIVISION
NATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
RE: WINNING FINAL NOTIFICATION
This is to inform you of the release of the US Treasury’s Sweepstakes “Everyone Is a Winner Lottery” Promotional Program (part of the US Congressional Legislation entitled the “No Household Left Behind Act of 2009) held on the 26th January, 2009 in which your ticket number: 212005600545188 with Serial number: 4888/02, an entry automatically attached to your SS number, which drew the Lucky numbers: 41-6-76-13-45-8, consequently won the lottery in the Second category of the year 2009. You are therefore approved for a lump sum payout of USD10,000.00 (TEN THOUSAND US DOLLARS ONLY) in cash accredited to file reference number: KPC/9080333308/03 from a total cash prize of USD 1,600,000,000.000.00(ONE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED BILLION USDs ONLY) to be shared amongst among the One hundred and sixty million households automatically enrolled winners in this category. Your funds are now deposited in a security company with your prize money insured in your email.
Due to the mix up of some email addresses, we ask that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been processed and money remitted to your account as this is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted abuse by Financial Institutions of this program by participants as it has happened in the past.
All participants were selected randomly from Social Security Rolls through a computer draw system and extracted from all households. Subject to economic conditions and Government solvency, this promotion will take place annually to complement existing US Treasury policy.
To file your claim, you can contact:
United States Treasury
Mr Timothy Geithner
Or for more rapid (and recommended) disbursement, please contact our approved agent:
Union Bank of Nigeria
Mr Amos Mugambo
who will process your claim and insure remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice. Remember, for most rapid disbursement you are to contact our agents by email and within One Month of receiving this notice. After this date, all funds will be returned to the United States Treasury as unclaimed. For further processing and remittance of your winning funds you are fill and forward to our claim agent, the completed processing verification form below:
(1)NAME OF BENEFICIARY
(4)DATE OF BIRTH
(9)MODE OF PAYMENT(Bank Transfer or Certified Cheque)
To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your reference/batch numbers in any correspondences with your recommended claim agent. Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program.
(lest my cred suffer, for the avoidance of doubt, I have admittedly embroidered my actual Spanish Lottery Win ;)
Oh, and John, surely a "Lottery" would be more fun than Helicopter Drops, no?