That Zero Hedge Xmas Party Menu (in Full)

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Zero Hedge Xmas Party - 2013

DRINKS & SNACKS

Craft Brews

Harboe's 'Bear Beer' (12%!!)

Deschutes' 'The Abyss'

Stone's 'Sublimely Self-Righteous'

Surly's 'Furious'

North Coast's 'Old Rasputin'

Cocktails/Spirits

Dark-'n'-Stormy's

Golden Tequila Shooters

Bloody Marys's
Rum 'Hurricanes'

Snacks

Cheese Doodles

Spicy Burnt Almonds
Mixed Salted Nuts

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 FIRST COURSE

(All you can eat Buffet)

Crab & Bitter Greens Dip

'Scalded' Short Ribs

"Crock-Pot" Turkey Meatballs

Smoked & Skewered Grouper

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MAIN COURSE

Deep-Fried Turkey w/Freedom Fries

or

Slow-Cooked Goose w/Sage & Cracked-Nut Stuffing Roadkill Potatoes

or 

Wiener Schnitzel with Sour Cabbage & Short Grain Rice 

or 

Ostrich Burgers w/Half-baked Mac-Cheese

or 

Traditional Bulgarian Xmas "Sarmi" (for 'Tyler')

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DESSERT

Silver-Dollar 'Crepes'

Austrian Strudel

Upside-Down Cake w/Burnt Butter Icing

Humble Pie

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PETITS-FOURS

Shortbread Cookies
Ding Dongs

(upbeat festive music provided courtesy Leonard Cohen)