Bitcoin Haiku

Icarwho?

Up Up and Away
The sun feels good up yon-der
"Relax!" said Hamlet


Macklemore&More&More

Pop some Bitcoin tags?
'Mother Mary & Joseph' !!!!
Napoleon's Waterloo


Left Of the Curtain

The Wizard told him
"Rub two Bitcoins together"
What is 'kurtosis'?


Security

ya-da ya-da ya
crytpocharlatanery
Where's my USB?


Not the Monkey King

'That's a nice robe'
Exclaimed she to the vain king
Eat more bananas.


Giapetto's Nightmare

Pinocchio dreamed
When you wish upon a star
Jiminy Bitcoins!


(with apologies to Bashō; As usual, all contributions are most welcome)