New Year's Eve Austerity Ball Menu

That Euro-Area New Year's Eve Austerity Ball Menu (in Full)

31st December, 2011

*** COCKTAILS & HORS D'OUEVRES ***

Blood-Orange Punch

Perfect Storm Cocktail

Spanish Sangria (on the Rocks)

Campari OJ Crush

Bloody Marys (xtra Horsradish)

'Clairette de Die' Fizzlers

Greek Revolution Shooters

Die Kinder Punch (for our less responsible guests)

PIIGS in a Blanket

Fried & Shredded Treaties

Clownfish Mini-Skewers

Marmite Butty (Specially for our UK 'guests')

Mixed Nuts

*** SOUPE UND SALADE ***

Strasbourg Stone Soup

or

Portuguese Black-Eye Pea Salad

*** PRIMO PLATI ***

Downward Spiralinis in a Red-ink Sauce

or

Fagottini con niente (al dente, con Pesto alla Draghi)

*** SECONDI PLATI *** 

(Sorry! This course has been cancelled due to budgetary constraints)

*** LES ENTREES ***

Wurstel mit Kraut Fur Alles und Bitter Herbs

or
Fried WienerSchnitzel w/Sauce Lagarde

or

BBQed Fattened-PIIGS w/Cracklin' 

*** DESSERT TRAY ***

Strawberry ShortsqueezeCake

Leftover Elysee Buche de Noel

OATmeal & Crabapple Crumble

Brussels Treacle Tart
Bowl of Southern Lychees

*** 'INDIGESTIVE DIGESTIVE  ***

Flaming Shots of Sambuca

Greek Ouzo

Limoncello

Cowen's Irish Coffee

Maceira (Neat)




 ***PETIT FOURS THREES ***




WE also wish to recognize:
Music and Fireworks provided by The Hedgehogs
Entertainment & French Letters courtesy Mr Berlusconi
Catering underwritten by the ECB 
The British PM for his  helpful advice,
and the Anglosphere Press for their fair & balanced reporting.