TelePort Me Outta Here!

So
Farewell
then
Rob Portman

Tinker,
Tailor
Congressman,
Trade Rep
& 35th
OMB Director

You said
"I want
to spend
more time
with family"

But we
know that
like Christy Todd Whitman
You don't want
Bush-s*#t
stuck to
your shoe.