It's that time again: Financial Haiku Open Day. The last one, was almost five years and was a stonking success with some near perfect compositions. I'll print the first few trades and look forward to your generous contributions. Make BashÅ proud....
Tesla's Recoil
Buying blocks of Tesla
Roman candles! You shuffle
off this mortal coil.
Dog Days
Summers or Yellen?
Fido sleeps on the back porch
Corn fixes carbon.
Ode to S.A.C.
I am not guilty
Mosaics are my passion
It's complicated.
Trading
Rock. Paper. Scissors.
"Should I stay or should I go now"?
Love you! Hate you! Meh...
ZeroWhinger
Got any Gold? I do...
Glass is always half-empty
The game's frickin' rigged!
ReplyDeleteSuppository
Or Narcissus for PM
Spoiled vote Oi Oi Oi
Saving the world is
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Actually, less so
Nuclear truth is
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sucks coffer into abyss
Olympics, you say
Make bets on Default Swaps
Says a Casino Titan
Golden Ringtone:
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Call before the First Call
Croesus' phone chimes
Homo sapiens
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but some like bananas
James says:
ReplyDeleteYield plays at my feet
Interactive Brokers lends
How could it go wrong
Microsoft blunders
ReplyDeleteBalmer out, dead cat bounce
Nokia kills it